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1. #Universal soldier the return cast of characters movie
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#Universal soldier the return cast of characters movie

The Gritty Reboot of the JCVD Rating Systemįor years I've been using a JCVD movie rating system based around four main criteria: sassy female reporter, buns, a second Jean-Claude Van Damme and the splits. So rather than joining Hollywood's Greatest Cast Ever Assembled, Jean-Claude made the fourth sequel to a movie about zombie super soldiers that ignores the first, second and third sequels and is set in the ruins of Chernobyl which are filled with UFC fighters and kidnapped children and What's he going to spend big money on? A sportscoffin?

#Universal soldier the return cast of characters pro

Besides, Van Damme is going to have his first pro fight next month against a gold-medalist Thai boxer. He wants dark and meaningful roles that stretch his acting ability. Well, Jean-Claude is done being a naked-bunned karate puppet for big money. Not only because that would implode the awesometinuum but because JCVD wanted to know details about his character and Stallone kept telling him about the big money they would make. Stallone asked Jean-Claude Van Damme to be a part of The Expendables, but he passed.

Hold on, my spell checker just told me that the last sentence should actually be spelled, "Impossible eyeball orgasm." The Expendables is almost terrifying since it's exactly what the human race would put on its bucket list if you told it that it had six months to live. It stars himself, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke and Danny Trejo as mercenaries in South America. Sylvester Stallone is making an action movie called The Expendables.